Pluck the Falcons: Saints vs Falcons Drinking Game

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Well, it’s finally here: the first meeting of the Saints and the Falcons in the 2012 Season will be on Sunday. Saints fans will always be okay with a 2-14 season if those 2 wins are against the Falcons. Sure, it’s a division game, but it’s much more than that. It’s the god damned Falcons. So, hot on the heels of my Twitter diatribe, here’s the drinking game for this week.

Take One Drink Every Time..

• Someone mentions Jimmy Graham’s basketball career
• Someone says “bountygate”
• The Falcon’s being undefeated is mentioned
• Matt Ryan gets sacked

Take Two Drinks Every Time…

• Someone mentions Sean Payton’s contract
• Mike Smith throws a hat or his headset
• They show the Gleason statue, but don’t mention the event it depicts was against the Falcons
• Matt Ryan cries
• A Falcon gets knocked out of bounds into Mike Smith

Take Three Drinks Every Time…

• They show a picture of Jimmy Graham in his basketball uniform
• Jim Henderson loses his voice
• Jon Vilma makes a tackle and they zoom in on him for a while while talking about his lawsuit against Goodell
• Hokie Gajan makes a “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard” reference about Julio Jones

Chug Whatever’s Left If…

• They show someone’s sign or shirt, on TV, that says “Fuck the Falcons”